Picture this: I'm sitting at my desk, having just finished my soup and salad and looking for something sweet. Ah ha! The clementine! But, lo, I have trimmed my claws and can no longer peel citrus fruit with my bare hands. I search frantically for some device which will pierce and remove the skin!
Eureka! The staple-removing device that ineffectively removes staples! Imagine my surpise to discover it does a much better job at peeling citrus fruit than removing staples from my work documents.
SWEET!
I mean, TANGY!
